ramjet Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Who carries around the chalk to do that? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 No idea Michael but I think it's awesome. I want someone to do that to me.... Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted June 11, 2012 Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 I'm surprised that didn't scrawl the wheelchair symbol. You have to have some sort of handicap to park that badly. Blind maybe and relying on barks from the guide dog. 1 woof - left, 2 woofs - right? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM mayevora Posted June 11, 2012 Gold FFM Report Share Posted June 11, 2012 Who carries around the chalk to do that? Dodgy neighbourhood round here Michael - the last Aussie visitor...... Quote Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconic Ride Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Quote Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemlock Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Quote Hey whats wrong with this wreck? We`re getting gas back here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrol feet driven Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 ZOMBIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgerley Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 This is getting serious - even my local Tesco Metro has introduced a £30 fine for 'parking outwith the marked parking bays'. I can't say I've ever seen any irresponsible parking but obviously someone has complained. Interestingly this coincided with the repainting of the bays and I would swear that they are smaller than they used to be. But I wonder how they will deal with the mobile barber shop - a converted motorhome - that parks 'horizontally' across 3 parking bays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrol feet driven Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Looks like its not just cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconic Ride Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Geeze, what an idiot! Parks right next to a jet intake. Quote Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted August 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 This isn't even a space and the car park was mainly empty! BMW, quelle surprise! Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy1969 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 The driver spotted by mayesprit has an unknown brother parking in the near of vienna, license plate from vienna (sorry for the crap iphone picture....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted September 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve930 Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 wow its not everyday you see one of those parked up, he has parked between some white lines at least I can't comment though, in anything but my van i always take up two spaces if the spaces are small but i usually park furthest away from the shop etc where there are fewer cars. If people had more consideration for others peoples cars then i would park correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirlybird Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 I agree Steve, I do the same. And the advantage is, when your in a white van, everybody else wants to keep away from you ! Quote I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, AS THEY SHOULD BE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Shocking. Just shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 So who's parked correctly/incorrectly? The MX5 in the front or the minivan over the back? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbell9 Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Near pervect equidistant from the outer lines if you ask me, a real parking pro at work there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirlybird Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Looks like a 'Lotus space', just a big space so you can swing the doors open and fall out. Quote I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order, AS THEY SHOULD BE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted November 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 It's just a space for fatties. I went to great effort to remove any trace of line in the middle (by parking right on top of it!) Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAndretti42 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 UK parking spots are way too narrow anyway. Quote S4 Elan, Elan +2S, Federal-spec, World Championship Edition S2 Esprit #42, S1 Elise, Excel SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted December 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Shocking from a Porker... Plenty of empty spaces but parked on the end of a row partially blocking the road. I was tempted to follow him into the shop and tell staff his car had just been driven into for them to announce over the tannoy Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
73JPS Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 "Tannoy". Mmmkay. Seems I just have to keep Googling this stuff . Quote "At home, I have a King Sized bed. Now, I don't know any Kings, but I would imagine if one were to come over, he would be comfortable." -Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger 912 Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 I am very surprised that private companies can issue fines and or wheel clamp cars in public car parks. In this lawless Country it is illegal as only Law Enforcement officers have the right to do this. Private Golf estates have been issuing speeding fines to people within their estates and it been proved illegal for them to do so. Only a traffic constable can issue a speeding fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger 912 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 Hot off the press. Picture taken this morning at the Plettenberg Bay Country Club. Isn't it just typical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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