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Are you my twin? I slept (passed out) on the sofa about 5AM and daughter woke me up at 7 "I wanna watch telly" I think my neighbours think I'm insane too as I staggered into my car and slept till 11 in there. Wasn't till I woke up I realised I was just in my boxers. Nice heated seats tho. :o My recovery was sponsored by Alkazeltzer XS. Great but the taste is not for the faint hearted :rolleyes:

I wonder if we've just discovered an untapped market? - Presenting the all new Honda Snoozer. See if you can get the design dept. on that one straight away Kimbers. :lol::)

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Hehe.... <_< Good god, Am still here at 3.16 u American and Canadian guys around? Ahhh well, am herer if you wanna chat......still drinkin and playin poker.

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Ok am all alone...night all....

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Did someone just say something? :)

Cliff <_<

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Funny isn't it. This thread only springs into life late Saturday/early Sunday :)<_<

Guess next sat will be a bit quieter though - early to bed for the early start :)

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Wow I must be outta touch, what the heck is Deuchars?

So here goes the first drink this week...........whatch out about 1am for some posts :blink:

(Sorry, lied about the first drink this week bit, but it's the first time I'm drinking to intentionally get drunk)

(OK so I lied about that as well, but it was only once)

(Honest)

(sigh....last week it was much more fun)

(I lied about the honest bit aswell :lol: )

Hurry up back Wayne and Rob, sure is quiet without you colonials around

(I lied about the only once bit as well, but only if you include Monday night, which was an absolute cracker!)

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Are you saying I drink girlie lager and that it and I are both girlie and that drinking something with a german name would make me manly and that cause you do you are and that you better not read this as it is written cause you will run out of breath anytime now......... :blink:

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:lol:

Wow you are in a posting mood tonite James. You back on the...(sip....ahhhh)....sauce?

oooooooo that House of commons whiskey is nice......sip..... :blink: How stupid is it actually writing sip everytime I take a drink.......sip......better slow down.....s......i......p..... :P

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Yes indeedy, earlier on polished off a bottle of one of my favourite cabernet sauvignons (Wolf Blass Yellow Label) with a rare sirloin, now started on a very well chilled Dry Muscat :blink:

Wonder where everyone is tonight? Secret Esprit meet? :lol:

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Holy pants, if I drink wine thats my fave tipple as well! Lovely thick fruity wine........hmmmmm.

Wish I had some now instead of this whiskey....which is superb by the way.

OK so, am a little merry [big edit - Kimbers] translate...............

Jeez who's idea was it to buy a bottle of whiskey for me????????

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Wonder where everyone is tonight?

I was on the London Midnight Tunnel Run! :o

Hell for leather does not even begin to describe it!

Fun certainly makes a start!

Got to bed just before 3am and my alarm went off at 6:30 for the Kent hoon :o 3 - 4 hours of minor a-roads and b-roads. I spent the morning with a Porsche Turbo, 4.5 V8 Cerb! and an Exige with Stage 2 and a pipercross induction kit! hoooOOWWWLLLLLL :o There was a slow team somewhere back there too! We ended up picking up a Mustang at some point but had to keep stopping to let him catch up. Typical American... Always late! ;):P:o

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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So I was saying to the mrs......before she flaked it..........due to alcoholic drinkage.......that you lot were a bit girlie when it came to drinking! I mean, there's me and Bibsy drinking till 4am both days and you lot were one day wonders!

And we still got up by 8am!

So here's my point.............[One HUGE Edit]

Edit...........

Edit here.......

Edit again...................

Ditto..........................

I must point out that I wrote this over 3 hours so it may be disjointed!

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I was simply 'well motivated' to head off to bed! :D:angry:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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I reckon the little elves sneak on here and post in my name late at night!

Crikey.......what drunken soz wrote that!

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Hi All,

Well it's Friday afternoon and I have a big event this afternoon.......can you guess what it is?

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No? How about this?

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Opps my lift is here.....

The correct answer was Business networking! :)

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right then , see you about 1.00 am .................. :):(:P:P

Cliff :(

ps I'm only jealous my night out has just been cancelled.... :(:(

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Who said night out. I'm done matey! spent the afternoon networking..........(hic).......Had me far too much and feeling great..................

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Who said night out. I'm done matey! spent the afternoon networking..........(hic).......Had me far too much and feeling great..................

Great you will be in the right mood what time you coming round ?

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Cliff :blink:

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You perv....none of that now.....though thought this was funny and related!

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A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

- W.C. Fields

Cliff :blink:

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