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I was in the WI, BO and was once in SID, but I mistook him for a girl when drunk!

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It Friday night 🍻😁 Anyone else think this looks like a can of Stella?  

Crikey just been reading my old posts. Scary! 

Pornhub mate LOL

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I say......bit early to be hitting the sauce........

more like mid afternoon sesh ramblins......

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Haha, Tony's on it!!

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I can't touch any alcohol. It messes me up really badly. And not in a good way at all!

Bloody tablets.

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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A drunk man is stopped at 3am in the morning and asked by the Police where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies "I'm off to attend a lecture on the dangers of alcohol and the effects it has on ones body and sole and how bad it will be for my health"

"Sounds interesting" says the Policeman "and who's giving this lecture at this time of night Sir"

"My wife" the man replies ?

 

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Wheres everybody gon? I've only had 4 jds and dry but with all the other medication im on, I getpretty ordinary pretty quickly .

I jus stood up to go the lounge again. the floors all slopy.

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Good thread revival 😁👍🥃🍾🍻🍷

Kimbers has obviously made some life changing tee-total decisions in recent years. 😜

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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No, I just avoid the internet when I am drunk. Firstly I tend to think "Hmmm Poker would be a good idea" and lose my pension and secondly I always post drivel on social media and my daughters have asked me to stop before they vomit. 

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Awww. Ya big fraidy pants........

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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God I had a heavy weekend. Worked Friday night but Saturday made up for it....and Sunday night during and after poker. My Liver is telling me it needs a rest so nothing this week!

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I head off to Lisbon for 10 days with work on Thursday. My liver has its own seat booked on a return flight 3 days before I am due back!

Then i have the VX national weekend which my Liver will get trashed at again no doubt.

Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

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1 hour ago, C8RKH said:

Then i have the VX national weekend which my Liver will get trashed at again no doubt.

Good, glad you've got the right expectations! :o

Seriously, it's a fantastic weekend, lots of like minded people. Arrive Friday, meet everyone, talk bollox, drive Angelsey Saturday, talk more bollox Saturday night, drive home Sunday...

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It Friday night 🍻😁

Anyone else think this looks like a can of Stella?

 

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Holy shit.  I honestly thought exactly that!  To be fair, I'm down the pub on pint 5.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Methinks it's time to revive this thread!!!!!!   😁

How are all of my friends in the UK and around the world doing???!!!???  :D  :D :D 

Kimbers!!!   . . .   Bibs!!!!  :D  :D   :D  

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Tony K. :)

 

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Not the Tony K I was expecting to revive this thread but good effort mate! Having fun? 

happy hour drinking GIF

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I'm in Nashville, Tennesseeeeeeeeeee!!!   

How are you, Bibs????

There's only one Tony K. I can think of who is more suited to revive this thread!!!!!     Kimberrrrrrrrrsssss!!!!!  :D  :D  :D  

Tony K. :)

 

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@Kimbers is probably still in bed! 

How's the Tennessee bourbon? Going down well mate? :thumbsup:

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animal house drinking GIF

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