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Merry Christmas everyone. And what is Christmas without a Christmas joke?

 

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Australian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The Aussie  replied, 'These are Carols.'

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Surrey Police have been sending these out! 

 

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:D

 

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Happy Christmas to all LEFers, that is if we make it past the 21st.

 

The Americans are never short of turkeys. You just have to look at what came out of the Detroit factories.

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:lol:

 

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Merry Christmas from Australia. :santa:

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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Merry Christmas from halfway between Shetlands and Faroes. Lovely day today.  :cheers:

 

Santa was reported to be flashing back & forth last night to this grotto.  It is great what you see when no back scatter from street lights! (Either that or my guys are on the hooch :help: )

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Merry Christmas :D

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