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Totally agree. Norwich sucks on a Friday/Sat night and Prince of Wales Road is the worst.

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I find this a bit worrying because my daughter has decided to go to the University of East Anglia to study Plant Science and will be there for four years

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four years is enough to end up as a 'proud' grandfather .. if seeing those guys there ;)

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"Id like to introduce you to my wife and sister....here she is!"  :hrhr:

 

Normal for Norfolk!

 

Buddsy

Thought that was illegal

hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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It's not only legal, but expected in Norfolk!!

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It's not necessarily limited to Norfolk. :lol:

 

From "Reasons you might be a Redneck".....Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

 

 

 "Your brother-in-law is also your uncle."

 

 

"You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls."

 

 

"You dated your daddy's current wife in high school."

 

 

"You think the mountain men in Deliverance were just 'Misunderstood'."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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No. There can be a CSI: Norfolk.

 

What will happen though, is that for every crime, there will be circa 857,900 suspects. These will also be the same suspects for every other crime as well. :dizzy:

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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It was just 15 years ago that one of my moms friends told me that she had "never been outside Narfok" and was proud of it cause "Anywhere outside Narfok there be foreigners!" Verbatum!

 

My mom went on holiday with her to Spain and she was absolutely gobsmacked. Apparantly she didn't know there were "So many Foreigners about over there".

 

Now that's Normal for Norfolk!

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And for the finger prints they have 12 images on file.

 

Which are the thumb and five fingers from both hands of Norfolks first petty thief.

 

Chief of Police, Captain Hogtie, said they only realised that everyone's prints appeared to be the same after quite a few cases where prints had been left.

The final giveaway was when the local constabulary attempted to serve an arrest warrant on 96 year old Doris Elderberry for allegedly scaling the outside of a 2 storey jewellery store.

On approaching Doris, officers thought it unusual that they had a warrant for a frail 96 year old for a crime that, they agreed, neither of them would be able to carry out.

However, after a fierce struggle, where one officer was struck soundly with a Zimmer frame, a bleeding Mrs. Elderberry was escorted to the local constabulary where the fingerprint issue came to light.

Mrs. Elderberry spoke to this reporter after her release.

"We agreed to part amicably. They were only doing their job. Bless 'em. Plus, I did give the tubby one a right hard smack on his nose with my frame. But then my son's always been a lard arse F#cker!"

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My mom went on holiday with her to Spain and she was absolutely gobsmacked. Apparantly she didn't know there were "So many Foreigners about over there".

 

Now that's Normal for Norfolk!

..would say the 'number of population' wasn't so high those days in Norfolk ?!

 

..as it just sounds like normal human thinking, if you are in a smaller local population

 

..all you see everyday is your people around, so this is your 'world' of thinking ..if you are now somewhere else, but still with one or more of the friends/family you know close related there -you feel like you're still 'in your world' ..therefore enyone else there around you is a foreigner :D

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Indeed Gunter. She wasn't being rude, she really did think that if you weren't from Norfolk you were a foreigner.

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Well, they've been sentenced. It didn't involve force labour in a confectionery factory but it is unpaid work.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-24271363

I doubt they'll have any concerns about wearing a high-viz jacket if necessary.

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Wow, Trumpton are gonna love being housed in a Police Station, temporarily!

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