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...but shite, THIS is scary! :)

...and why people (who aren't American) take the piss out of you! :)

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PLEASE..... Read post #5 BEFORE taking this the wrong way / offense!

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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I'm definitely not anti-British, so I don't post anti-british shite which I find scary, and there is plenty of it.

When a moderator starts posting completely unrelated crap on LEF, it's a bad sign. If I wanted an anti-american slant, I guess I could go to plenty of other places. I was kind of hoping this was a sanctuary for auto enthusiasts of a lotus nature, no matter where they hail from.

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Ok... I think this is an example of (British) humour being lost in internet translation and two nations being divided by a common language!

...and I am the FIRST to post self deprecating humour when there's similarly dumb stuff about the UK / English / Welsh etc... Likewise if you found somethign similarly funny about us you would be perfectly welcome to take the piss! It's what mates do!

EG He's talking about an ancient unrepealed law that permits the shooting of Welshmen by bow and arrow. I'm definitely Welsh... It's also definitely humour - no offense intended or taken! :)

<incidentally that 'ancient law' is apocryphal - sorry to spoil it guys!> :)

S'just humour guys! No offence was even remotely intended - you should know me better than that by now! I've spent about 6 months of my life in the States and constantly talk of moving to Cali!

There are many funny things about many nations including our own... To say so is not hate! :)

You've GOT to admit those guys are raving bonkers tho!! :)

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Ok... I think this is an example of (British) humour being lost in internet translation and two nations being divided by a common language!

...and I am the FIRST to post self deprecating humour when there's similarly dumb stuff about the UK / English / Welsh etc...

EG He's talking about an ancient unrepealed law that permits the shooting of Welshmen by bow and arrow. I'm definitely Welsh... It's also definitely humour - no offense intended or taken! :)

<incidentally that 'ancient law' is apocryphal - sorry to spoil it guys!> :(

S'just humour guys! No offence was even remotely intended - you should know me better than that by now! I've spent about 6 months of my life in the States and constantly talk of moving to Cali!

There are many funny things about many nations including our own... To say so is not hate! :)

You've GOT to admit those guys are raving bonkers tho!! :)

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So where can i order a set? and do they do them in adult sizes?? :(:):P

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Morris dancers from South Wales! :)

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Look at the boys face it's like he's saying, Holy crap I can't believe I'm doing this for money! :)

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I'm sure there's a Slade related joke in there somewhere?!!?! :)

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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I'm definitely not anti-British, so I don't post anti-british shite which I find scary, and there is plenty of it.

When a moderator starts posting completely unrelated crap on LEF, it's a bad sign. If I wanted an anti-american slant, I guess I could go to plenty of other places. I was kind of hoping this was a sanctuary for auto enthusiasts of a lotus nature, no matter where they hail from.

Really was just a joke and we are the first to take the pee outta ourselves. I'm part Irish and look at the number of Irish jokes

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:P

Morris dancers from South Wales! :)

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OI Fishy , You sure they are not from Fiji ??

Oh S... Me and my big mouth! Now I have upset the Fijians!

Oh Well ..

NOBODY loves the British ...............We interfere everywhere but really we mean well.

Give those Yanks a BIG kiss Fishy or once again they will be Over annoyed, Over fired up and Over here. AND after you !!! :):):)

Mike,

Keeping a Low Profile at Hethel !

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It's almost as good as the sex/religion/politics in one thread number you started recently! :)

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It's almost as good as the sex/religion/politics in one thread number you started recently! :)

Yeah,

I think your threads are like " Loose cannons ", O aquatic One

What happened to 'Peace and Love,' man ?

Ageing Hippy with head still on the Isle of Wight 1970.

( some festival that !)

Mike, :):):)

Must get the bells'n' beads and kaftan out again . Ooohhhh, I just remembered the purple Loons I wore !!

( Must have looked a right prat ! )

but the mood was great while it lasted !

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ROFL rofl.gif

Robin 'no stranger to controversy' Fish flys again :)

I thought the idea was quite ok/normal but the fact kids are dressed up in the cross of St George a bit odd, esp as it is the paitron saint of England and really is the banner under which we undertook mass slaughter, rape general genocide of the middle east during the crusades :)

Did they ever find that cup ?

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It's truly disgusting, those PJs, but I wasn

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I am a devout Catholic, and I think that's goofy. Not offended in the least! Those born-agains in the Bible belt are sure creative! I will never dress my kids up in silver pj's.

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As for jokes about Americans, have at it! When you're done, we'll just play the "teeth" card! :):)

. . . . hey, I just realized, that card plays against the born-agains, too! :)

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What sends me into a blind ,furious ,eyeball popping , hysterical Mr.Angry rage are those people that say us Canadians are a bunch of Igloo living, backbacon eating, beaver sh*gging, Molson beer drinking , Tree chopping ,touque wearing, peaceloving, SOBs :)

Fishy, I knew you were joking as I happen to posses one of those sense of humour thingys :)

BTW comedy shows in the USA always have dubbed in laugh tracks (so they know when its a joke) :)

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Besides I'm suprised being the the USA....stuff the religion, jimjams and the wimpy pillow shield - never feel safe in my sleep unless 'Betsey' is within arms reach guns.gif:) (named after our famous, retired pick axe handle at work...lol)

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BTW comedy shows in the USA always have dubbed in laugh tracks (so they know when its a joke) :)

Eh, soo youu think yer being funny now, eh hoser? Take off!

Q: What do they call eBay in Canada?

A: ehBay!

bada-bing! :)

(yes, I know it is a Canadian Company...)

Okay . . . .

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to

comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local

person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards

in case the pictures don't come out.

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Wait.... I thought those were KKK PJs!!! They're Jesus freak PJs!! Oh.... not sure which is worse.

You're right Firshy, good grief...

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