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The English Grammar test


Kimbers

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I always moan about the way kids speak these days and we have mentioned it in other topics here on TLF. So here's a Grammar test to see if you can speak proper like what I do!!

 

You have 6/10 to beat after I thought I was better than I actually was, give it a try.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512744

 

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I must admit at least 1 was a lucky guess :)

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9 for me, and 1 thing I didn't know!  Must watch out for that.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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I was a little happy to fail to get 10/10 but I was eating lunch and not really paying attention. Poor Grammar is a pet hate of mine because it can change the whole meaning of a statement.

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I am obviously a Plebian! With my measily 6....if 2 grease monkeys can beat me :P

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Technical specialist, if you please :-p

We use big words and grammar to impress marks with our diagnoses, thus enabling us to extricate more cash from their wallets.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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See?  It's a grease monkey thing.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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7/10, and that as a foreigner who had Ds in English at school... Admit that 1 was a guess... still happy. Wifey ended up with 7 as well (fair enough, she studied inter alia English language)

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A woman, without her man, is nothing.

A woman: without her, man is nothing.

 

My score was miserable!

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein

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A woman, without her man, is nothing.

A woman: without her, man is nothing. wrong

 

My score was miserable!

hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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9 out of 10.   I missed the one about the siblings.

 

Not bad for a rogue colonial!   :)

Tony K. :)

 

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Well, good job I'm okay with math!  :smoke:

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I quit at #4 of 10 with only 1 on the board. I always hated English.

Maths, physics etc. That was me. :yes:

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9 out of 10.   I missed the one about the siblings.

 

Not bad for a rogue colonial!   :)

I lost that one also because I wasn't sure what was meant, the first person, the siblings of that first person and his father, or, the first person the father of the first person and the siblings of the father. It just goes to show how a meaning is lost with incorrect grammar or incorrect punctuation.

 

I quit at #4 of 10 with only 1 on the board. I always hated English.

Maths, physics etc. That was me. :yes:

The language or the people?

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Nah. The subject, but good question, well asked. :)

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

For forum issues, please contact one of the Moderators. (I'm not one of the elves anymore, but I'll leave the link here)

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Colonials! No staying power!!

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I'll post that pic Kimbers. :P

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

For forum issues, please contact one of the Moderators. (I'm not one of the elves anymore, but I'll leave the link here)

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Ah....yes, love you colonials, can do nothing wrong!.....must go! Have a chicken in the oven!

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