caulkhead68 Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 My wife has asked for a clothing allowance for the BIG event of the year. I've told her I 've already bought her something "black and sexy" for her to wear Do I: a) Tell her its a POLO shirt with "Esprit Turbo" emblazoned on the front and get my testicles surgically removed B: Wait till she finds out and get the testicles removed non-surgically c) Give her a clothing allowance but forfeit having the car serviced for the next 2 years d) all of the above If there are any wives. girlfriends, partners reading this... How much would a clothing allowance cost me? A) The cost of an A service B: The cost of a B service C) The cost of a C service D) A full engine strip down and rebuild Your advice is greatly appreciated Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramble111s Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) I think for the price of D) I will sell you my wife, if you find you need a new one. (well slightly used) Edited September 21, 2006 by bramble111s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) You can have my, 'slightly WELL used' wife too! And, I'll continue to provide HER clothes allowance...! Wait honey....please....no.....don't do it......................SLAP!!! I was just joking honey! Edited September 21, 2006 by Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Something black and sexy? Hmmmm.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffy Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 A clothing allowance ? Is that like a baggage allowance ? I suggest about 5 kg, the should easily cover a dress, knickers and her makeup bag. Quote Right then, said Fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 D) A full engine strip down and rebuild Your advice is greatly appreciated Matt Tell her if you get a full strip down and re "build my ego" then she'll get an allowance equal to how hard she tries. Then Use my chart below for results. (wow this is hard trying not to upset anyone) 1. Manual rebuild (giving you a hand) = 10 pence 2. Verbal rebuild (ermmm..you get the idea) = LEF T Shirt 3. Missionary rebuild = Ho humm whats new, George at Asda + T Shirt 4. With George at Asda = Divorce 5. Up the Exhaust = Meal and Anything she wants 6. Takes 3 people to repair (if the 3rd mechanic is 18 yrs old, female and fit) = You won't attend due to heart attack Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikes2esprit1979 Posted September 22, 2006 Report Share Posted September 22, 2006 Next mod, fitting a Tow hook onto the Esprit For the wifes Trailer wardrobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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