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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for Bears - Bears will kill you.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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People with integrity expect to be believed. And when they aren't, they let time prove them right.

 

(dunno who)

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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"Don't follow leaders....Watch the parking meters!"

 

Robert Zimmerman.

Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been." - Albert Einstein

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“Two lovers kissing in the scream of midnight 

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude 

Getting in a cab and travelling on buses 

Reading the graffiti about slashed seat affairs” 

by; well you all know. 
 

frankly if I had written that I would have walked away and thought I am done 

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What, before a kick in the balls?

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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"I got lost in the gay dolphin."

On the T-shirt worn by the frontman of pirate metal band.

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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Pertinent in todays Society

"Everyone is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage." - Winston Churchill

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http://everyman-campaign.org/

 

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On 24/04/2021 at 21:23, Sparky said:

What, before a kick in the balls?

That reminded me of this quote...

 

The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls.

Al Pacino

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You only know you’ve made a true friend once you are on farting terms with each other. 

My grandfather

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring a more pleasant form of misery.

Spike Milligan

Modesty is my best quality.

Groucho Marx

Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.

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Some people are like Slinkys, they serve no useful purpose but are great fun to push down the stairs.

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Alcohol is a slow poison, but I’m in no hurry. 

WC Fields

Those are my principles and if you don’t like them, well I have others.

Groucho Marx

Her: You never tell me you love me. 
Him: I told you on the day we got married that I love you and if owt changes, I’ll let you know  

An old boss of mine

 

 

 

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Nothing is any good if other people like it.

IT Crowd T shirt and my own issue.

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein

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Money can't buy you happiness true, But I'd rather be rich and unhappy than poor and unhappy.

Me!

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"We need a cull".

Me. Almost every day.

 

"You're a shit. A total shit. You've always been a shit. And you will always be a shit. I'm done".

Me. When I resigned from a post around 15 years ago to my then manager, who, I can confirm, was a shit. It was delivered in a very calm way. I then just closed my notebook. put my jacket on. And left his office, never to speak a single word to him again. A month later he was fired. Go figure.

Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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'It's a standard H'

'I think you left your transmission back there'

'Doesn't it blow your mind that this thing is just 4 cylinders?'

'This thing corners like it's on rails'

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Not worth starting anything now...🍺

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