The Pits Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I thought this was a wind-up. It's an actual dealer selling cars. The Titty Ho Motor Company. http://www.tittyhomotorco.com I'd politely decline the free tax disc holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbers Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Haha, I was going to say that one Buddsy! Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Jonny, I genuinely wondered what the "torco" stood for in that name. I had to re-read it a few time to work it out! I read it as the TITTY-HOMO-TORCO 1 Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillTheButcher Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obione Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 In Worthing there is a car dealership called... Pain Car Sales Quote This book is guaranteed to NOT change your life…but it does mention a Lotus Esprit...To enjoy this masterpiece, download Martin now. Simples!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Mysterae Posted December 5, 2014 Gold FFM Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 And I thought Dick Lovett was bad! Quote Signature not working... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 And every time I see them off the M4 it is pronounced in my head as. Dick...? Love it! I could never keep a straight face if I ever went there to buy a Ferrari! 1 Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 2 Quote hindsight: the science that is never wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Is that not the universal car dealer name? 1 Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 think there is a theme appearing? Quote hindsight: the science that is never wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Blanchard Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Maybe something from the Car House of Rape? Quote Mark www.lotusespritturbo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Cannon Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I've always wanted Knockers and Snatch dealer plates from Sniff Petrol; Quote In the garage no-one can hear you scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregs24 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Clist and Rattle in Flax Bourton is one letter away from disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comem47 Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 It's a wonder anyone can see that shops there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAndretti42 Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I thought this was a wind-up. It's an actual dealer selling cars. The Titty Ho Motor Company. http://www.tittyhomotorco.com I'd politely decline the free tax disc holder. I think I went to Titty-Ho Motors fifteen or sixteen years ago to look at a Lotus Elite but it needed too much work. I have to admit doing a double take at the time. Quote S4 Elan, Elan +2S, Federal-spec, World Championship Edition S2 Esprit #42, S1 Elise, Excel SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LotusLeftLotusRight Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Leave them alone. I live nearby and they used to always have some interesting classic cars for sale (I remember a Jaguar XK120), although I see less classics nowadays. I believe their unusual name comes from the adjacent road name (Titty Ho Way or something). I'm sure it's also a god-send for attracting worldwide internet traffic to their website.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pits Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Do they sell these sort of classic cars? If not, they should. I'd so keep the dealer branding on one of those. 'Titty Ho Motors' on the back of that would be too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike6 Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 When I was at work many years ago my boss was Ian Head. Behind his back you can imagine what he was called and then it seems someone forgot and at a meeting referred to him as dickhead. A lot of laughter followed but the culprit was taken to one side - funny but never saw him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robington Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Titty Ho! They are just up the road from me. My Lotus has been MOT'd there a couple of times and we usually get our cars serviced there. Good service with no bells and whistles and operated by good ol mechanic's - nice and straight forward. As mentioned further up they have a second hand car dealership which includes some interesting classics at times that are kept inside the workshop. Usually worth a peek when I am there. Yes, the name comes from the road they are in. Titty Ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LF1 Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 And every time I see them off the M4 it is pronounced in my head as. Dick...? Love it! I could never keep a straight face if I ever went there to buy a Ferrari! As it now will for everyone else following this thread Quote Lotus Register - https://www.lotusregister.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pits Posted December 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 I'm thinking of changing the thread title. The Titty Ho Motor Company is the BEST car dealer name ever! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Kuntz Quote hindsight: the science that is never wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony K Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 https://www.google.com/search?q=raper+rv&safe=off&biw=1366&bih=626&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KpGLVOmvDsexsAT404GoCA&sqi=2&ved=0CAkQ_AUoBA Quote Tony K. Esprit S1s #355H & 454H Esprit S2.2 #324J 1983 Turbo Esprit, Investor Edition #03 1991 Esprit SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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