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It's worth making sure this technical gem is in the right section so future Esprit owners can benefit from it!

What condition would it have to be in? I can do crispy...

I have a gerrbocX in my car I think. It makes the car move. :yes:

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Does anyone out there own a ;pare; gerrbocX?

 

 

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What condition would it have to be in? I can do crispy...

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I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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:hrhr: (nicely though, with feeling)

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Have you found out what the bad news is yet?

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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That's a weird call really.

 

Stimpy: Hello

 

Mechanic: Well I've got the car in bits. It's not good news.

 

Stimpy: Ok. Give it to me.

 

telephone goes dead............

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Oh, what a helpful lot we are.....(tee hee).....!!

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Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been." - Albert Einstein

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Bloody hell

 

Ok - here we have an example of sleep-posting.  Like sleep-walking'and 'sleep talking' I have no recollection of when, why and for what reason.

 

Posting in my sleep !  That a new one.  Posting before 6 am is a cue!

 

Can this thread be deleted (or kept for comedic value!)

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Mod note:

 

Never to be deleted.

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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More baccy in the next one! 

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More baccy in the next one! 

 

 

I'd put it down to the strange mushrooms.

I seem to remember walking along the ceiling looking down at me with a P45 in my hand.

 

Wow - then I starting dream of eating a huge marshmallow.

 

Hmm - odd- I woke up and my pillow was missing.

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Moved. Missed that. :ouch:

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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It's worth making sure this technical gem is in the right section so future Esprit owners can benefit from it! :lol:

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Mental note to self - don't eat the purple ringed mushrooms!!!!

It's makes you post in the wrong section and eat your pillow!!!

I'm now worried I might eat the wife in the night

Only here once

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I'm now worried I might eat the wife in the night[/quote

I usually eat mine twice a week

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It's worth making sure this technical gem is in the right section so future Esprit owners can benefit from it! :lol:

 

Well I did look for the 'Comedy' section, but we don't seem to have one?

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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More baccy in the next one! 

 

I don't even smoke the damn weed!!

 

Actually its a case of :

 

take 4 tramadol

and 1 zolpidem

...and benylyn original

topped off with some nice amytrptolene .

 

it's an acquired taste.

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I only opened this thread up to read as it was started by you Stimpy, you do make me smile mate, and once again, on this occasion you didn't disappoint!

So is there actually anything wrong with your car or was this a completely random sleep post?

Chunky Lover

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Cheers Simon,

 

I will admit that I don't take life too seriously and I try to inject some barminess. 

 

This thread is different as I did actually 'sleep type'.  I've done it before and it's still bloody embarrassing.

 

I may go a bit 'low' at times as I am jobless now - but I'd rather be jobless than one of the passengers on the german wings flight - there's context or you.  Thats how I think

 

RE - car

 

I haven't seen it for 4 weeks.

 

It's been down SGT.

They have had to wait for parts and one eventually came back as 'proper obsolete'.

For the oat of the time it's up on a stand.

The massive benefit is that I get to drive a 1-litre mitsubishi round the place.

 

It's funny - if you close your eyes it actually sounds like a mini with a straight cut gearbox.  Moreover you have to then pay a lot of money for driving into a tree with your eyes closed.

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