Stimpy 14 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Does anyone out there own a ;pare; gerrbocX? t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DaveyT 244 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 <babel fish> naaarp, </babel fish> 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I have a gerrbocX in my car I think. It makes the car move. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Escape 776 Posted April 2, 2015 Gold FFM Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Does anyone out there own a ;pare; gerrbocX? t What condition would it have to be in? I can do crispy... 1 Quote I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 (nicely though, with feeling) Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,830 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Have you found out what the bad news is yet? Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 That's a weird call really. Stimpy: Hello Mechanic: Well I've got the car in bits. It's not good news. Stimpy: Ok. Give it to me. telephone goes dead............ Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
molemot 521 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Oh, what a helpful lot we are.....(tee hee).....!! 1 Quote Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been." - Albert Einstein Link to post Share on other sites
Stimpy 14 Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Bloody hell Ok - here we have an example of sleep-posting. Like sleep-walking'and 'sleep talking' I have no recollection of when, why and for what reason. Posting in my sleep ! That a new one. Posting before 6 am is a cue! Can this thread be deleted (or kept for comedic value!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Mod note: Never to be deleted. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Bibs 11,109 Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 More baccy in the next one! 1 Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Barrykearley 6,840 Posted April 3, 2015 Gold FFM Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Lmfao - that smoke smells kinda funny Quote Only here once Link to post Share on other sites
Stimpy 14 Posted April 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 More baccy in the next one! I'd put it down to the strange mushrooms. I seem to remember walking along the ceiling looking down at me with a P45 in my hand. Wow - then I starting dream of eating a huge marshmallow. Hmm - odd- I woke up and my pillow was missing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chillidoggy 4,340 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 The mushrooms have also made you post in the G section, instead of the Stevens section. Mate, you need to lay off 'em. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Moved. Missed that. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Bibs 11,109 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 It's worth making sure this technical gem is in the right section so future Esprit owners can benefit from it! 2 Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to post Share on other sites
Zolder 11 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Could this thread be made a 'Sticky'??? I'm sure it would help others in search of knowledge and enlightenment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Barrykearley 6,840 Posted April 7, 2015 Gold FFM Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Mental note to self - don't eat the purple ringed mushrooms!!!! It's makes you post in the wrong section and eat your pillow!!! I'm now worried I might eat the wife in the night Quote Only here once Link to post Share on other sites
steve930 88 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 I'm now worried I might eat the wife in the night[/quote I usually eat mine twice a week 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 It's worth making sure this technical gem is in the right section so future Esprit owners can benefit from it! Well I did look for the 'Comedy' section, but we don't seem to have one? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Advantage 910 Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Well I did look for the 'Comedy' section, but we don't seem to have one? Yes we do. Clicky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stimpy 14 Posted April 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 More baccy in the next one! I don't even smoke the damn weed!! Actually its a case of : take 4 tramadol and 1 zolpidem ...and benylyn original topped off with some nice amytrptolene . it's an acquired taste. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simon350S 192 Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I only opened this thread up to read as it was started by you Stimpy, you do make me smile mate, and once again, on this occasion you didn't disappoint! So is there actually anything wrong with your car or was this a completely random sleep post? Quote Chunky Lover Link to post Share on other sites
Stimpy 14 Posted April 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 Cheers Simon, I will admit that I don't take life too seriously and I try to inject some barminess. This thread is different as I did actually 'sleep type'. I've done it before and it's still bloody embarrassing. I may go a bit 'low' at times as I am jobless now - but I'd rather be jobless than one of the passengers on the german wings flight - there's context or you. Thats how I think RE - car I haven't seen it for 4 weeks. It's been down SGT. They have had to wait for parts and one eventually came back as 'proper obsolete'. For the oat of the time it's up on a stand. The massive benefit is that I get to drive a 1-litre mitsubishi round the place. It's funny - if you close your eyes it actually sounds like a mini with a straight cut gearbox. Moreover you have to then pay a lot of money for driving into a tree with your eyes closed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simon350S 192 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Fingers crossed on the job hunting front. Tough times, been there, done that....... Not pleasant! Quote Chunky Lover Link to post Share on other sites
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