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I went to our local abattoir this morning to pick up the hearts, kidneys and tongues from some of our sheep and cattle we had slaughtered earlier this week (for our dogs). When I asked one of the butchers they fetched the owner who went off hunting for the bags of meat. He quickly returned with some big bags that looked to be full of hearts, kidneys, blood etc.. and as he handed them to me he asked if I was Mrs soandso (can't remember the name but it was very unusual) and that they were for the Zombies. I think the very bemused look on my face confirmed he had the wrong person and the bags were taken back and the correct bags soon appeared.

Just goes to show there are some very odd people in Devon.


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Liz says I snore as well. I think it's rubbish. Never heard myself yet.

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I do all the time but when I hate doing it is on planes when you only sort of half snore/snort/grunt and then wake up and look around to wry smiles from other frequent flyers who have been there, done that and got the T shirt , but nobody making eye contact.

Flight back from venice 2 weeks ago a bloke was snoring so loudly he was disturbing people 4 rows away from him on both sides of the isle and as travelling alone no one to poke him in the ribs with a well manicured finger nail.  I have woken up in the past to bruises and puncture marks from SWMBO.

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