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Jason. Is the name of that picture Chicks Hore or Chick shore? Both have quite seperate meanings!! :lol:


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Mmm...

At over SEVEN THOUSAND viewings, this thread clearly shows a gap in the market.

:(

Here we go:

You guys are obviously too embarrassed to go out and buy some porno/'art' magazines.

Let's face it, someone you know might see you in the shop/garage/newsagent, or maybe

there will be a pretty girl behind the counter and you will go all red and that, or maybe your

wife might find it and give you a hard time, so, all you have is this, hence the 7000 clicks.

I have this idea:

1, Send me a PM of the magazine you want, eg 'someone's daughter', 'silicon bint', 'look at my wife',

'chicks with...' etc, i really don't care if you guys are into gay stuff, as with 4000 forum users it stands

to reason that (one in ten) at least 400 of you are homosexual, so please don't be afraid to ask.

2, Tell me how much it costs, and how much it will cost to post the said jazz mag to your location.

3, Paypal me the full (UK) cost, plus postage, PLUS 100% markup for my costs. EG, If Kimbers wants

a Novemeber copy of 'My best mates daughter' and that costs

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Mmm...

At over SEVEN THOUSAND viewings, this thread clearly shows a gap in the market.

:)

Here we go:

You guys are obviously too embarrassed to go out and buy some porno/'art' magazines.

Let's face it, someone you know might see you in the shop/garage/newsagent, or maybe

there will be a pretty girl behind the counter and you will go all red and that, or maybe your

wife might find it and give you a hard time, so, all you have is this, hence the 7000 clicks.

*All profits will go to my local cat sanctuary.

Paul, you got it all wrong, no need for top shelf embarrassment these days when the Tinternet Babe is just 2 or 3 clicks away. You can probably order them online these days to come round and pose by your car.

The days of the Classic car mag, penthouse and a quarter of bonbons is well gone and confined to history. The farthest we will travel for sweet delights and smut is to the front door to collect a delivery from DHL.

I only know this because the other NMEGers told me so.

Edited by Alex --GT3--

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After 20 years of marriage, the wife just does not try anymore... :)

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Iain

Carol just saw this post - "AAAAAAHHHHHH" she said "I am no longer married.

yippee! :)

Iain

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Hide the chain saw, she might want half the Esprit.

:)


Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it, depends on what you put into it. (Tom Leahrer)

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Candice and Tina :D


Dave.

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LOL!!!! I'll put in my order for "Dude!" and "Barely Legal" and "Preggo babes"... oh and shhhh "chicks with d***s"

Now that even I have been disturbed (and believe me.. that takes a bit)... I'll get my coat.


Modifying esprit's.. now that's fun..

PS... I AM NOT A CERTIFIED MECHANIC.. I Have chosen to help those in need, in the past and must not be construed as being a certified technician.

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have i missed something Andy? why you selling/sold ????


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Needed something with a little more poke dave :yes:

Bought another elise, but upped the power by 40ish HP

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Remember when dressing up to go down the pub meant throwing on a pair of jeans and a top? My kids consistently take it to a new level. Here's tonight's:

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Anyhow, the link here is that I think it's time we created 'The TLF Girls' to promote this wonderful forum and our cars at shows. I've found a great talent source. They can be booked (for a modest fee) through:

The Marketing Director

Watford Exotics Promotions

(Ring top bell)

Watford

Herts

I assure you I do not stand to benefit financially in any way. ;)


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Remember when dressing up to go down the pub meant throwing on a pair of jeans and a top? .....

:w00t: I knew I should of stayed for another cuppa! ;)

Edited by internets

1982 DeLorean DMC 12 #16327, 1999 Lotus Elise, 1998 Lotus Esprit GT3 #2272, 2011 Lotus Evora S, 2013 Lotus Exige S,2016 Lotus Evora 400

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Hehhe. A fair few mate. I'll be dropping the family off at Disneyworld next week, then conducting a few 'auditions'.

"They obviously get their looks from their mother!! "

Have you met my wife?

I should qualify that the one on the right isn't mine. Well, I don't think so.


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Blimey matey, I bet you're well practiced at having to be big bad Dad (in a kind of, Really Menaceing Looks!! sort of way) when the doorbell rings!


Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Rich,

need me to babysit while you're in Florida?

Lucas.


Luke Colorado, Super Spy.   -  Lotus Owner No Longer

1987 Zender Widebody 560SEC | 1994 Lotus Esprit S4 | 2013 Honda Fit EV (#269)

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Thanks Sparky for resurecting this old thread! :whistle: Never seen it before as it probably predates the forums mergers so just HAD to do some 12 pages of research into my favourite car and particularly in red. I still struggle to spot the subtle differences in all the models. Maybe have to go back and start again! Do you know how long that takes via a crappy satellite link stuck offshore Still I am dedicated into fully catching up on some of these great older posts.:innocent:


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