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Ok off to work this morning 7.15am sitting behind an Audi R4 I think, the hatch thing at the lights in Eltham Souf East London innit ! minding my own business in the van not even sure what I was thinking about when all of a sudden the Knob-ox puts his launch control on and fucks off. I was actually laughing. 

So with my 160bhp diesel van I catch him at the next set of lights I was averaging about 35 mph! So up the inside so I can have a look the guy is on his own and about my age. What the f&/k he does it again. This happened 2 more times. What a complete (learnt this on here) Crunt! 

Obviously most of the women around were asking for his number! 

So the question is has launch control taken over from handbrake turns, God he really did look a twunt. 

Dan 

 

 

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Had the same today with a guy in an S3 with DSG. Must admit it sounded nice and the gear changes did too, but ended up in front of him in my 210bhp diesel after 3 sets of lights!  

That's why I haven't got an Audi then. Doh 

Oooodi drivers have taken over from the BMW boys. Maybe Oooodi have spotted a gap in the market and fitted launch control as standard for every time you pull away.    buddsy

Oooodi drivers have taken over from the BMW boys. Maybe Oooodi have spotted a gap in the market and fitted launch control as standard for every time you pull away. 

 

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37 minutes ago, ian29gte said:

Proper dicks do.

Feeling a bit judgemental today are we Ian? Must be that time of the month again.:popo:

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Be careful when he offers to squeeze the teabags 

its some perverse code I understand 

Only here once

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They're getting a bit bruised now, if I'm honest.

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