MJK illness

[Kimbers]

Hi everyone. After 2 eeks of anti-biotics and even more anti biotics MJK has finally started to improve a little.

Still house bound so any texts etc on Facebook would go down a treat!

Sadly he has given it to me in time for Christmas..............it's nasty!

[pete]

Yes it is I have had it since the Christmas party. Get well soon.

[molemot]

Let's hope you both get shot of the foul infection ASAP.  I'm hoping we all get a better 2018 than the year we've just had....

[theelanman]

get well soon all of you.........

[johnpwalsh]

Do me a huge favour guy's. Keep it South of the border. And get well soon.

 

[johnpwalsh]

Spoke far to soon. Just heard my mum who is 93 has just been quarantined to her suite in her nursing home due to having a chest infection and three other residents have just been confirmed as having the Flu.  

[cbclotus]

Hi Kimbers .Say hi to Mr K for me .Glad he is on the mend .John hope your Mum gets well .Mike

[Mark Blanchard]

Look after yourself Mike.  Remember you're the Boss!

[esp88]

Take care MJK  and get well soon !

 

Yasuo 

[The Pits]

Just sent him a few pics of the GT430, definitely made me feel better! 

[Kimbers]

4 days in and my fever broke yesterday amongst many ice packs and sweating.

My wife was her normal comforting self "You've made the new bed all wet with your sweat, you better be well for Christmas". Aren't nurses awesome! Now just have what feels like a really bad chest and head cold, but I have to be honest I was hallucinating 2 days ago. I thought I was in Thailand with loads of girls rubbing vics on my chest. Sadly it was the dog licking off the yogurt I spilt earlier, but I was happy apparantly! (Yes thats a joke apart from the hallucinating, it was glowing butterflys).....

So in summary, I hope you all get it and feel as bad as we have, so there ! 

[theelanman]

I sounds more like a bed bath..........

get well soon (youve got about 3 days....so pull yourself together.......)

[Kimbers]

Oh Mate! Not had a drink since last Saturday! My liver packed up and left with nothing to do!!

[pete]

should all be over in 7 days ,mine was

[LOTUSMAN33]

Get well soon MJK and Kimbers, I will send Mike an email, he was great with replies while researching my Elan. ?

[Kimbers]

Thought you may like my Comdedic note on my Flu experience:

As I lay here choking instead of sleeping I would like to pass on some words of wisdom to any man contemplating getting the flu. 1. Never underestimate how much sweat you have inside of you. 2. Trying to breath is hard. Prob best to avoid it. 3. If you overdo the cold medicine you can pee at least once every 15 minutes easily! 4. Your wife won’t appreciate you pee’ing that often and in the middle of the night loudly exclaiming how many time that is with a running count. 5. No one will take you up on an offer to come and see the “amazing oozing man” “watch as bodily fluids come from every orifice sometimes all at once!” Yeah thats not a circus performance people will pay to see. 6. Rubbing vics on your own chest is not as fun as having someone else do it. 7. After rubbing the vics on do not rub your nose and wipe your eyes with your hand. 8. Did you know vics can temporarily blind you if you rub it in your eyes? At that point you also perfect the art of saying the letter A repeatedly “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa” normally rising in octaves as you rub it in even more. 9. Do not be fooled by “starting to feel better”. This purely a temporary measure soon quashed as soon as you are tired and lay down to go to bed whereas the choking, streaming nose and wheezing increase ten fold to a level previously never attained even when you were wondering around delirious with a temp of 105 with your pants on your head. 10. When asked if you have had the flu jab don’t be Tony. Tony said he didn’t need it! Get the flu jab.

[andydclements]

There's an awful combination of no3 and no7, it involves the use of menthol rub and the urgent need to pee, with a tiny amount of forgetfulness.

 

Hands up, those who didn't just cross their legs slightly.