Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 We are going to sit in it drinking wine in swimming trunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Unless those trunks are rubber, I'd advise glasses instead. 1 1 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eds Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Wash my plastic cars while wearing only a smile! 1 Quote Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 In the unlikely event anything happens (let's face it, the Met Office can barely predict yesterday's weather) I'll have my trusty Nikon to hand for yet more lovely lightning pics. 😁 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2GOOD Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Driving 150 miles to sit (probably stand) & listen to Pete Tong & the heritage orchestra play Ibiza Classics on the Plymouth Hoe, something I’ve been looking forward to for weeks 🙁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Whatever happens, I'll be drinking cider and gin. And maybe thinking about a white M100. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, 2GOOD said: Driving 150 miles to sit (probably stand) & listen to Pete Tong & the heritage orchestra play Ibiza Classics on the Plymouth Hoe, something I’ve been looking forward to for weeks 🙁 I would so have a bit of that. 1 minute ago, Sparky said: Whatever happens, I'll be drinking cider and gin. And maybe thinking about a white M100. Well I confirm a very famous racing driver that I had never heard of drove it yesterday and said the dampers are f&£ked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulCP Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Dan E said: We are going to sit in it drinking wine in swimming trunks Reminds me of my days back in Jeddah, apart from the swimming trunks and drinking wine First rain for 2 years and all the Saudis drove to the Corniche to picnic & dance in the rain, wearing their Thobes etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2GOOD Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Dan E said: I would so have a bit of that. Tickets still available although a longer drive for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, 2GOOD said: Tickets still available although a longer drive for you. Would make that trip (Ahem) if some £20 Calis were on offer 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dan E said: Well I confirm a very famous racing driver that I had never heard of drove it yesterday and said the dampers are f&£ked Bring it on! Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100th_Idiot Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Love a good thunderstorm but I will continue to relax on the banks of The Loire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Original dampers are unobtainable apparently have sent Gerald an email for advice for what is best to fit unless anyone on here knows. Them silicon hoses have got to go as well I am sure they are brilliant but they look shite. Window doesnt work and the rattles are doing my head in. Belts need doing and the janspeed exhaust needs to go. Do you think I can crowd fund this @sparky got a certain Altair Green Elite ( yes that one) that needs a couple of bits. BTW did that inspection ever happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Dan E said: We are going to sit in it drinking wine in swimming trunks Hang on, your missus too?? Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Sparky said: Hang on, your missus too?? It will be Friday and as you know that is bimp leather cat suit and a sheeps head day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 25, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I'll bring a bottle. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted July 25, 2018 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Of WD40 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbers Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Sit next to a pool in Sorrento with a cocktail while not thinking about anyone or anything! Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkyfingers Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 The Met Office had better be wrong, as i'll be a cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
march Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Inkyfingers said: The Met Office had better be wrong, as i'll be a cricket. Don't worry they usually are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andydclements Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 On 25/07/2018 at 19:34, Sparky said: Unless those trunks are rubber, I'd advise glasses instead. I don't know how to react at Sparky mentioning rubber attire. Shocked? Is he thinking of fetish stuff Sympathetically? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adult-Rubber-pants-Incontinence-Large/dp/B00C11923M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayevora Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Putting on my most pessimistic 🎩 The next News item will be Floods as the ground is too hard for the rain to drain. ⛈ Quote Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeyoreish Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Inkyfingers said: The Met Office had better be wrong, as i'll be a cricket. Jimmy? At least you'll have the welly boots sorted... Quote Not worth starting anything now...🍺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eds Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 It's gonna rain. Yeah, and football came home too! And Trump doesn't wear a wig. Yet more press speciation and BBC biased reporting. It's all bollocks, ask Michael Fish. Any one else think that Carol needs to step down before she wheezes to death? 1 Quote Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted July 26, 2018 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 At least there'll be something to talk about at the BBQ. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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