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Well at least theres something for those London types to Nick that you won't care about! I assume this is part of your retirement plan? Hairdressing?

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In fact I had a most pleasant day sorting out this Boxster.  Does this make me a bad person?

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13 minutes ago, Sparky said:

In fact I had a most pleasant day sorting out this Boxster.  Does this make me a bad person?

No. Just a sad one.

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

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Years apart and the yellow esprit still looks more modern than the boxster !   Iconic design :thumbup:   Sparky make sure you buy a set of cheap tools to use on the boxster, so you can throw them in the bin so they dont foul your lotus tool box lol.

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There's always the risk of cross-contamination, but I give the place a good deep clean after any Porsche has visited.  Just wish it would get rid of the smell...

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5 hours ago, silverfrost said:

A good few hours soak in petrol and a lighted match is always good for getting the muck and grime of a Porsche off your drive  :thumbup:

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16 hours ago, Sparky said:

Andy, I'm looking forward to finally meeting you.  Honest.

I will happily buy anyone who has the good taste and sens to have a Lotus Esprit GT3 a beer or coffee anytime, depending on whether you are driving or not.  I look forward to seeing the car.

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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On 18/08/2018 at 07:06, silverfrost said:

A good few hours soak in petrol is always good for getting the muck and grime out of tools  :thumbup:

Also good for a Porsche, then after a few hours in petrol throw in match.

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