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A Kent-based TLF member is secretly sending my wife saucy photos of roast potatoes. Should I be concerned?

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Sometimes i really wonder about the posters on this forum. Plus if you keep mentioning chickens Barry will chip in too and then there really will be trouble!

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Lumpy and just off tepid I bet! As for Roast potatos, you haven't lived till you try my roasties. Boiled so they just start to crumble then roughed up so the outside is powdery then double roaste

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Oh, the unmitigated gall.

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Nice spuds.

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I put a bit too much garlic powder on them, apart from that they were pretty good, although not as good as Tracey's.

I struggled to find the coarse cornmeal, but found it in amongst some other 'exotic' ingredients............

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She's a bloody good cook.  The day I really retire, I'll get huge.

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How was the cock flavour soup?

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Lumpy and just off tepid I bet!

As for Roast potatos, you haven't lived till you try my roasties. Boiled so they just start to crumble then roughed up so the outside is powdery then double roasted to get them extra crispy! Nothing else needed on them!

Great, now you have made me hungry and I'm on a diet!

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Remember, you'll have to face Tracy in a couple of weeks.  She can kill a man at 20 paces with one stare.

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It’s no good you bringing a knife to a gunfight Kimbers, those girly roasties won’t stand a chance against the competition.

Anyway, it’s clear that you have no idea that since retiring, Sparky has become a dab hand in the kitchen. He’s progressed from only being able to open a crisp packet onto making soup without the aid of a tin-opener.

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Yeah, you tell him.  And you should taste my flapjacks.

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9 hours ago, Chillidoggy said:

I put a bit too much garlic powder on them, apart from that they were pretty good, although not as good as Tracey's.

I struggled to find the coarse cornmeal, but found it in amongst some other 'exotic' ingredients............

 

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Cock flavour eh :D Right up your street so to speak Sparky 😂😂😂😂

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Sometimes i really wonder about the posters on this forum. Plus if you keep mentioning chickens Barry will chip in too and then there really will be trouble!

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3 hours ago, rocket63 said:

Cock flavour eh :D Right up your street so to speak Sparky 😂😂😂😂

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:lol:

Rumbled!

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🤪 I......oh......Hmmm maybe that was the wrong picture of my roasties (Sage I believe). Try again Tony!

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